Sassy's mom has got it goin' on 
She's all I want and I've waited for so long, 
Sassy can't you see your just not the girl for me, 
I know it might be wrong but oh oh 
(I know it might be wrong) 
I'm in love with (Sassy's mom oh oh) 
(Sassy's mom oh oh) 
I'm in love with Sassy's mom

With apologies to Fountians Of Wayne  and their song Stacy's Mom